I'm just as lame IRL

wiseacrewhimsy:

Tagged by valse—sentimentale for the selfie thing. Can’t think of anyone to tag so anyone who wants to! The world needs more of your cutie face, I guarantee it.

ubiquitouslyreflectiveerudite:

valse—sentimentale tagged me to do the six selfie thing.  I wasn’t even sure I had six selfies, but apparently I had enough on my phone, so here’s my face!

meowgon:

☆★♡☆★♡MEOWGON’S 1500 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY☆★♡☆★♡

it’s that time of year again: the time where i send you dicks. this is my third sex toy giveaway and you know the third time’s the charm, so what better time to give away $100 to bad dragon

that’s right $100. i will buy you anything on bad dragon’s website up to $100, including shipping. shipping is about $11 for the US and $33 for international so even international folks can get a $60ish dick. god bless.

RULES
☆ u don’t have to follow me
☆18 or older so help me
☆ likes and reblogs count
☆ keep ur ask box open
☆ you’ll have to gimme your address
☆ ends friday august 1st, 6 am in japan

if you follow me for this giveaway i hope you like cats and yowapedal because that’s all you’ll get

deranged-fupa:

Trying on lipstick before bed has become a ritual of sorts.

archiemcphee:

This awesome arboreal dwelling is the Living the High Life Tree House created by Blue Forest, a British tree house design and construction firm. It’s a luxury family-sized complex featuring two separate tree houses, one for kids and one for their parents. The elevated dwellings are connected by a network of rope bridges which also lead to an adventure play area and an assault course, the latter of which is also accessible via an 80-yard zip line.

It may look rustic, but this is a top-of-the-line tree house. The kids’ house features three medieval towers, and inside one of them a concealed hatch in the upper floor leads to a secret game room containing a plasma TV and video game console. Meanwhile the grown-ups’ treehouse features a conical thatched roof and interior walls made of hand-split oak shingles and cedar tongue-and-groove boards. Inside there’s a kitchen (complete with plenty of wine storage), bathroom, and a large open living area for treetop entertaining. The complex also features accommodations for guests of the family.

Head over to the Blue Forest website to check out more of their amazing custom-built tree houses.

[via designboom]

Put together a gift that I think will be well received, but I still get that nervous feeling in my tummy that it wont be. Idk, idk. Giving people things is hard, even though it is one of my most favorites things to do. 

Me : Go pee, you nerd!
Skye : Sorry! I had to chase kitty.
Skye grumbling as he shuts the bathroom door : I am a nerd.
astringofpearls:

thefemme-menace:

the-goddamazon:

dynastylnoire:

stone-faced-sunset:

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This ——- just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

I need it

I’m here for the Super Mario Star theory

I’m here for everything.

need.

Well, now I’ve got the invincibility Mario music stuck in my head.

astringofpearls:

thefemme-menace:

the-goddamazon:

dynastylnoire:

stone-faced-sunset:

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This ——- just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

I need it

I’m here for the Super Mario Star theory

I’m here for everything.

need.

Well, now I’ve got the invincibility Mario music stuck in my head.

The Fugees - Fu-Gee-La
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The Fugees | Fu-Gee-La

I normally choose perfume samples when I purchase things from sephora because I’ll be less likely to fall in love with a scent and want to buy it, but this stuff smells really nice.

I normally choose perfume samples when I purchase things from sephora because I’ll be less likely to fall in love with a scent and want to buy it, but this stuff smells really nice.

I feel like that is something I should be apologizing for. So… I’m sorry! Hope it ends up being worth it though! 

I feel like that is something I should be apologizing for. So… I’m sorry! Hope it ends up being worth it though! 

I might be in love with this NARS lipgloss tbh.

I might be in love with this NARS lipgloss tbh.

I haven’t put the Kat Von D on my lips yet, but I swatched that shit on my hand. I BARELY let it dry before trying to remove it and it does not want to go. I think I’m in love. 
I do have the NARS lipgloss on right now though. It’s decently pigmented for a lipgloss, and it is smoooooth on the lips. Just barely a hint of stickiness (I hate sticky glosses), but it isn’t enough to be bothersome. It was a free deluxe sample size (spend $25, enter the code lipmini and choose out of two products) that is still going on. They only offer it in pink, but if you’re going to be buying anything else any time soon might be a good way to try it out and see if you at least like the formula. 

I haven’t put the Kat Von D on my lips yet, but I swatched that shit on my hand. I BARELY let it dry before trying to remove it and it does not want to go. I think I’m in love. 

I do have the NARS lipgloss on right now though. It’s decently pigmented for a lipgloss, and it is smoooooth on the lips. Just barely a hint of stickiness (I hate sticky glosses), but it isn’t enough to be bothersome. It was a free deluxe sample size (spend $25, enter the code lipmini and choose out of two products) that is still going on. They only offer it in pink, but if you’re going to be buying anything else any time soon might be a good way to try it out and see if you at least like the formula. 

Got my package today. :-D #nars #sephora #KatVonD #makeup

Got my package today. :-D #nars #sephora #KatVonD #makeup

Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.